Reading newt entrails

Socialist Action, Ken's shock troops, viscerally enraged at their man's electoral defeat, are now on full time digging duties until further notice, seeking out every flaw in Operation Boris.

Ken is getting gets his new platform established on London radio as part of his strategic campaign for 2012. Big Newt is determined to preside over the London Olympics as his political swan song. He and his team will do anything, anything at all, to crown Lenin (and his namesake, by proxy) King of London once more, and for no other reward than seeing Boris go down in flames.

I wish I had the time and resources to set up Socialist Action Watch. The bastards are ahead of us in their determination to compile a dirty dossier with which to undermine Mayor Boris.

Heaven help us when Cameron wins the general election. It won't just be a case of their picking off Tory ministers one by one for minor misdemeanours like not being a consecrated virgin, although you can bet they are already constructing their Tory Sleaze portfolio and have ordered their Tory Cuts Kill Babies placards.

It'll be Red Lion Square (remember?) all over again - any excuse. You read it here first.

There is nothing as dirty, destructive and dangerous as the rage of the Left, especially in defeat. Convinced of their divine right (or whatever its dialectical materialist/atheist equivalent) to take authority over everyone else, they will stop at nothing in their fundamentalist-extremist war to recover and retain power.

Read Polly Toynbee (any column you like) and watch Gordon Brown (42 days, for example) and there's the evidence. Both the moral high ground and the right to rule are theirs and who dares remove them from office?

Speaking of which - I have a small bet on a peerage for Polly Pot in Gordon's departure honours. Jeez. That cow in the Lords, in a position to influence our laws. Gimme strength.

See you on the barricades.