You nip off for a quiet weekend and look what happens. A million blog posts in my Must Read Whatever Happens folder, and half a million of those from Fraser bloody Nelson alone. Hyperactive bastard. Gimme a break, will you? This is going to take a week...
Tsk, I dunno. Bent Labour peers as far as the eye can see. Knacker ignoring Parliamentary privilege again. Gorbals Mick in the shite again. Brown making an arse of himself on the wireless with Evan. Prescott commenting on Mrs Dale's. (WTF?) Labour down and out in the polls. (Which means it's time to deploy the immortal Eric Morecambe's joyful: "Heh-hey!" ) Cameron on the box with Jeff. And, of course, bloggers to the left of me, bloggers to the right of me, all strutting their unmissable stuff re. the above.
Look. Will you all kindly get a life and stop bloody well blogging until I have caught up? No? Well, sod you, then.
Don't forget mine!
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