Update!
Hold! DO NOT HANG NICK ROBINSON. Well by all means do, but not for this crime (which I did say was alleged). He did not do it. Some other bastard did.
I'll leave this picture up, though, for the avoidance of confusion and to serve as a sort of general warning to Pravda's revolting political editor. And because it's just a rather fine idea, I feel.
And thanks to Mr E for calming me down, in the comments.
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It's the only language these people understand.
The horrible bastard's first thoughts, of which he (No, it was someone else. Ed.) gave the BBC audience the benefit, were about a possible five point bounce to Cameron from his bereavement. Allegedly. They do not appear on his carefully worded blog post. I wonder why that would be? (Because he didn't say it, you arse. Ed)
But, five point bounce, eh? (Listen. You've been told... Ed) Hey, Robinson, put your head through this. (I have no problem with that. Ed)
At my signal, my lovely assistant, Chav-leene, will jerk it up and down a bit using her special lever. Let's see a five point bounce in action. (You're fired. Ed)
Just a bit of fun. Just a bit of fun. (You're still fired. Ed)
Loads of moderated comments over on Toenails' blog. Any wonder he dare not repeat his comments at Pravda. Gone too far. Sack him!
ReplyDeleteEG
Hang about. There's no evidence whatsoever that Robinson said that: merely one guy on Guido's blog, followed by lots of other guys saying how despicable that would be if true.
ReplyDeleteIf he really did say that it would easy enough to verify. No-one has yet done so.
Mr E:
ReplyDeleteYou're quite right. Thank you. Post amended.
If it were true gordon would strangle his entire brood and the mother....sorry.
ReplyDeleteThe first sick text arrived about 5pm yesterday I wont repeat it.