26 February 2009

Kindly shove your cameras up your own putrescent arses

MEMORANDUM

To: the ladies and gentlemen of the press

From: Prodicus of Ceos

Re: the family of the late Ivan Cameron, RIP

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Kindly do not offer me photographs of the Cameron family. I do not wish to see your clever close-ups of their stricken faces and swollen eyes.

To my disgust, I stumbled across one such this morning, and I won't forget where, Mr Montgomerie.

In particular, I do not wish to see any images, in any medium, of the funeral of their son.

Thank you and fuck off, jackal-turds.

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My apologies to any jackals who may be offended on reading this. You do a fine job. Respect.

No - not you, arsehole with camera. You can eat shit.

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Update:

I am disappointed at finding these images posted by some bloggers of whom I had expected better.

Yes, I know Cameron permitted it, the poor bastard. Did he have a choice? Doing a one-photo-op deal with the ravening horde of slavering, long-lensed death-eaters is the only way he could protect his family from their pitiless onslaught, the utter, utter, fucking bastards.

But bloggers, without even the defence of earning a crust thereby?

To hell in a handcart it is, then.

2 comments:

  1. I could not agree more. That the poor child died is news. The look on his distressed mother's face is not. You should also extend your virulent condemnation, however, to the readers who create the demand for such images.

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