Dear Stanislav,

Barred? What did I do?

I can't hide it from you - I am gutted. Highlight of my day, finding a post at your place.

I've even got your Saga of the Ruin linked and highlighted in my permanent side bar. An important document like that should be in the British Library, I reckon. Sigh. Guess I ought to take it down now.

But don't get me wrong. I'm glad for you that the plumbing business and the new advertising agency are making you so rich and famous that you no longer need admirers like me. Or all the people I have introduced to your work.

Still, your gaff, your rules.

Thanks for the larfs, anyway. Nice while it lasted.

All the best,

Your admirer,

Prodicus of Ceos.