Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You think Jacqui Smith is scary? She only wants to read your emails.

The Devil can read minds. Well, mine anyway.

Bye, then, Michael. Please remember, as you think wistfully of the old country from which the thieving Labour Party has driven you out again that only 31 per cent would vote for the bastards if there was an election tomorrow. Please don't hold it against the 31 per cent. They are deranged and brainwashed. They know not what they do. The rest of us are normal and we are going to destroy the Labour Party. Oh, yes, and you can ignore the 71 per cent who, we are told, 'think supertax is a good thing'. It's all in the question, remember? I mean, what sort of answer do you expect if you ask the bloke selling the Big Issue: 'Should the bloke in that Ferrari pay more tax than you?' Never spoil a good poll with sweet reason, eh? Still, you have made the argument clear in a way politicians can't - or won't. And in the red-tops, too. Wall to wall coverage. Well done, that man. Pity you have to sacrifice your home in the process, though. And at your age, too. So long, Michael. Enjoy the sun. Think of us, sometimes, here in the long, long shadow of having voted Labour into power again. Our hearts go with you.