But a true Brownite.
Caught out on a nice little earner with a Rachmanite landlord friend, he screams 'It's a stitch up!' and goes for the top Tory.
"Cameron," yells Malik, "Claims the same second home allowance as me! Why does the Telegraph single me out and leave him alone? What is the reason? There must be a reason!" etc. etc. Sub-text? What could you possibly mean?
Nope.
Cameron's second home claim is 406th down the list.
In stark contrast, Mr Malik's second home claim is top of the list. First. Numero uno. The biggest. Two years running.
Want to retract that smear, Mr Straight As A Die Malik?
Oh, and Shahid - Cameron pays his council tax.
****BREAKING NEWS ****
Fired.
It's worse than that.
ReplyDeleteThe gobby little twat got summonsed for non-payment of council tax, and claimed the £65 back as expenses.
The end can't come soon enough. I'm a peaceful, slovenly, middle-aged bloke but I want to run these fuckers out of town at the end of a pitchfork.