The Flint Mysteries

BOOK ONE

How did a semi-coherent, whining, whingeing offence to my intelligence become an MP? Wait - I think I may know the answer to that one... she's Labour, right?

Wiki: She began her career with the Inner London Education Authority, as a management trainee from 1984-85 and a Policy Officer from 1985-87. She was head of the Women's Unit at the NUS from 1988-89, before joining Lambeth Council as an Equal Opportunities Officer from 1989-91, and then Welfare and Staff Development Officer from 1991-93. From 1994-97 she was the Senior Researcher and Political Officer for the GMB Union.

How did she become a government minister?

(As Planning Minister, she made a visitation to the area affected by the proposed 'Double Heathrow in Rural Essex and sod your mediaeval villages you Tory-voting fuckers' that is Prescott's proposed Stansted Airport Mark II (which ain't gonna happen). She gained the undying hatred of just about everyone hereabouts by her contemptuous dismissal of our arguments and the democratically-made unanimous decisions of all our local authorities to oppose the airport expansion. If it hadn't been lashing with rain there would have been street parties in every Essex village at the bitch's downfall. I had an extra couple, meself.)

Why did Brown give the job of 'Europe Minister' to a negligent cow who openly admits that she has neither read nor understood the Lisbon Treaty? Why did he allow her to keep the job? Was it because she had powerful girlfriends in the Cabinet?

Why did he sack her? Was it because her powerful girlfriends in the Cabinet weren't around to protect the contemptible over-promoted motor-mouth from the cold wind of reality any more?

When will it be safe to turn on the radio without hearing the Flinty whine?

If I tell her to find a job suitable to her lack of talent, or failing that to fuck off and die, will I be called a sexist Tory bastard? Yes? Really? Look at me. See how worried I am.

BOOK TWO

How many more derelicts like this woman have power over us?

How much does piano wire cost these days?

To be continued...