Prodicus: Live coverage from the assassination scene!

08 June 2009

Live coverage from the assassination scene!

With an unexpected yell, Purnell springs from the stationery cupboard at the Department of Work and Pensions – and his rubber dagger spangs harmlessly aside. Caroline Flint closes in for what is meant to be the terminal embrace, armed with the spiked attack bra of the scorned Labour women...

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Lancastrian OikMonday, 8 June 2009 13:12:00 BST
Just read that over lunch. Classic Boris, v. v. funny.
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