The Mandelson Manoeuvre

So Gordon Brown is being considered for the EU Presidency now that Blair no longer finds favour with our Masters.

Thus would tradition be maintained and the corrupt ethos of the Masters of the European Union be preserved: First, protect and reward the compliant national politicians.

So another over-promoted, incompetent, failed but compliant European Socialist leader would take the now customary escape route from the wrath of electors whose lives he ruined and whose faith he betrayed, into the happily democracy-free comfort of an EU sinecure and a future of being addressed as 'Excellency' in poverty-stricken third world countries desperate for hand-outs.

Yes, it would be the perfect culmination to Gordon Brown's socialist-internationalist career, don't you agree? There could be no more comfortable environment for the Great Ruiner than the softly-carpeted government corridors of the vast, statist, protectionist, all-encompassing, socialism-driven superstate in which his personal politics are the standard by which all politics are evaluated, and to which he has so loyally passed Britain's sovereignty in the teeth of the will of his own nation, to the satisfaction of the people who actually govern us.

Such an outcome would bring to a successful conclusion the present mission of the EU's High Representative in London whose brief, let us remember, is to ease Brown out of Downing Street at the earliest possible moment, replacing him with an electable Labour Prime Minister.

The EU High Representative in the United Kingdom.

Thus would be preserved what is left of the credibility of the pro-EU Labour Party and its chances maximised of having a fourth term in government in the United Kingdom.

While this outcome cannot be guaranteed, every effort will be made as long as any hope remains, because our masters would prefer not to have to grapple, at this final stage of the gestation of the European Constitution, with unfortunate complications such as the election to government in Britain of a rebellious Conservative Party who might hold a UK referendum on ratification of Lisbon before Ireland and Germany ratify. Every device - every device - will be deployed to prevent that happening.

The Czech Republic? The Czech Republic does not matter. Their 'government' has been informed of this by Mr Cohn-Bendit. It is on the record.

Blair? Well, no, that was never going to happen. He was never really a Socialist, you see. Blair was a clever man who looked at the pathetic, defeated, demoralised wreckage of the British Labour Party and saw that he could use it to achieve fame, power and riches. He was very successful but not, how you say? Not communautaire, like Gordon.