Making straight the way of the Gord

So the IMF is to be reorganised, pronounce the G20 at their meeting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.**

And which expert in, erm, international finance has announced (yesterday!) that she is leaving Gordon's 'government' for a mysterious newly-created job with the G20?

Ah, yes.That would be the right hand woman of the western world's most incompetent and disastrously-indebted national leader after Obama (who, unlike the Dear Leader, has the luxury of the world's biggest economy with which to pay his nation's debts down).

And the Lady Shrieky saith to the Elders of the IMF and of the G20:

"Nay, I am not the Saviour of the World.

"I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Gord. He it is who coming after me is preferred before me, whose shoe's latchet I am not worthy to unloose.

"Lo, He cometh after me, just before His present employer sacketh Him because He fucketh up His own country and lo! He seeketh now to fucketh up everybody else's countries in like manner because verily I say unto thee that He knoweth all. ALL, I say unto thee, ye ignorant bastards, and I am His prophet so sit down and shut the fuck up or prepare to catch this iPhone - which He hath blessed - with thy bloody teeth."

And so it came to pass that Saint Macavity the Incompetent miraculously escaped the vengeful wrath of His tribe and cometh into an other land called Gissajob where He laid His Curse upon all who sought His counsel and upon millions of other poor unfortunate bastards who knew not even His name. But not knowing His name, even so they saw His works, and they cursed Him.

** Today's WATO opened with a snatch of an old Guy Mitchell number:

"There's a pawnshop on a corner in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania... "

It's about a man who borrows until he can borrow no more.