22 October 2009

So, to watch or not to watch?

Put up the freak-show’s viewing figures, risk flattering the freak?

Ignore it, in the hopeless hope that millions of others will do the same and make it a damp squib? No, that's not going to happen.

Ignore it and

(a) miss the odious freak getting squished and making an arse of himself

or

(b) forego the guilty pleasure of watching the odious clever freak (don’t mistake Cambridge graduate Griffin for an idiot) embarrass the eminently dislikeable Straw, the oh-so-punchable Huhne, the emetic Bonny Greer and the sadly overestimated Lady Warsi.

Decisions, decisions.

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