Calling all Twits and anyone else interested in neo-endogenous interwebs election campaign theory.
If you want to 'Get Balls out for a Tenner' but don't want to do a bank to bank transfer, you can give your tenner with PayPal (or direct from plastic) via the Tory campaign activists' site, MyConservatives.com.
Sign up, search the Campaigns page on 'Morley & Outwood', click their Donate button, then click PayPal, and Robert is your relation.
Balls Falls! has to be the second best General Election night present ever, the absolutely best-ever one currently being unavailable. For just a tenner, you won't get better value anywhere, guv.
And let me tell you, it will feel soooooo good just doing your tiny bit towards making it happen.
Go on. You know you want to.
Any ideas for alternative headlines? 'Labour's got no Balls'... over to you.
Hat tips to ConHome and Tory Bear.
Fucker fucked
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ReplyDeleteBrown Down and Out
Harman Breached
Darling Defenestrated
Miliband Fatally Slips
Johnston : RTS
Benn Potted
Alexander Fatally Wounded
Denham Done
Miliband Mulched
Burnham Fired
Woodward Goes AWOL
Jowell Dumped
Murphy Outlawed
Cooper - Chickens Come Home
Byrne Immolated
Hain’s Pain - We Feel It !
Ainsworth - Not A Lot
Bradshaw’s End of the Line
Brown’s Manure
Healey’s Had It
Primarolo Don’t Last
Khan Canned
Sadly, Lords do not get ousted.
Alan Douglas