It was the right thing to do

Bunker/Harman line:

We courageously took the right decisions and have already introduced our Pre-Kelly Act not all of whose provisions will now be introduced. If necessary we will legislate again.

English:

Gordon Brown had a bout of premature ejaculation legislation at the height of the expenses hue and cry because Cameron cast aspersions on the political virility in which he prides himself and which has always characterised his politics. It turned out to be nothing more than a wank but what the fuck, we’re finished anyway and it will be for those smug Tory bastards to clear up the shite. And yes, this Gracious Speech is another big wank, as I believe His Royal Highness muttered as he clambered back into the coach.