Not dead

Just busy.

And serenely unfazed by the growing weirdness of YouGov. And Sky.

What Sky think they have to gain by uniform support of Mad Jock McMad beats me utterly but WTF. I'm no TV executive but if they followed Fox's line they'd be puling a lot more than 3% of the audience. Still, that's their business. Maybe the answer is to give Boulton Toenails's job on when he moves on, clearing the Sky for someone not married (sic) to the Labour Party.

But relax and stop fluttering, my little chickadees. Leave aside the socialist paradise north of The Wall. It's the overwhelming number of English constituencies (80 per cent of the total) which matter.

Focus on the METHHS and the marginals.

AR and Andy Cooke have it right. Tory majority. No contest. Well, all right, a contest...

Election night is going to be fantabuloso for Conservatives and for the country. Ladies and gentlemen, I suggest you bulk-buy your popcorn before the market rockets.

March would do nicely, Gordon, if you can find the bottle. Oh, and close the door behind you if you'd be so kind. Thank you.