Those were not the forces of Hell. THESE are the forces of Hell.

"Number Ten Downing Street.

This is Alastair Darling.

This is Alastair Darling calling Number Ten Downing Street.

Please listen carefully.

You are surrounded.

Look out of the window. There are cameras and microphones everywhere.

We have conclusive evidence against every member of the Balls Whelan Gang.

If you make one false move now, you will be eliminated from the political process.

This is your final warning.

This is not a negotiation.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

You cannot escape.

You cannot hide.

Now, BACK AWAY FROM THE LAPTOPS.

Lay down the Nokias.

Now, listen very, very, carefully.

STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. BUDGET.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. BUDGET."