David Cameron is reported as saying that he has no plans to kill off Labour's money-laundering machine via which Labour in government has given its union paymasters £120 million of taxpayers' money in recent years.
What?
- Out of my taxes, Dave.
- And given right back to the Labour Party, Dave.
- Which has steered the country's finances right up to the top of shit Creek, Dave.
- Way past the sign saying Last Paddles Before The End, Dave.
- With all of us facing severe cuts all round, Dave.
- And higher taxes, Dave.
- With the unions using the money to thwart the will of the electorate, Dave.
- With more than half of it, so Whelan and the comrades boast, hoarded in their war-chest for their post-election, anti-Conservative-government Forces of Hell, Dave.
Well, Dave, when the mobs start smashing the windows and throwing scaffolding at the old Bill, when I can't get into hospital on on to a plane or train, or get my rubbish collected, when I can't find what I need in the shops, when I'm watching the swirling union banners and listening to their leaders' bull-horns, paid for with my money, and when I'm watching Gordon Brown on Newsnight saying that the country has become ungovernable and only he can rescue us, that he told us so, and assuring us all that - thanks to Unite and the other unions - Labour is on its way back into government, I shall remember your announcement today, Dave.
I know you need the votes, Dave, but this agonising indigestion which has suddenly come upon me may just kill me off before I get to put my cross on the ballot. It's certainly laid me too low to go canvassing today, so I've called in sick, I'm afraid.
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