Paleo-Labour Brown offers to lead Little Britain back to the caves

Brown's Cadbury Law.

Sigh.

This is like an instruction to investors and bond buyers to fuck off out of Brown's Little Britain.

The damage such a law would do to free trade, to Britain's standing in the world, not to mention the national debt and the WHOLE FUCKING ECONOMY, GORDON, is obviously beyond the delusional angry socialist bastard.

So much for his giant brain.

Brown is now running on pure anger. Well, I mean. The sheer effrontery of it! Other politicians (who are obviously all evil and stupid) and the great unwashed electorate (on whom he lavished so much of ... oh, yes, their own money...) daring to question him! Daring even to consider throwing him out! How bloody dare we? He is the mighty Gordon Brown!

All he can see through the red mist now warping his judgement is that he is probably going to lose. To Cameron. To an Etonian. He will grab and wield anything that occurs to him or to one of his small coterie of narrow-minded Old Labour neanderthals. Anything. No matter how damaging or crazy.

There will be more crap like this before 6th May.

Gordon Brown is becoming even more dangerous than he already was. And he was.