The Word of Clegg

Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. I saw the Holy City, the new Westminster, coming down out of heaven. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying,

"Now the dwelling of Clegg is with men, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and Nick himself will be with them and be their Clegg. He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away." He who was standing on the podium said, "I am making everything new!" Then he said, "Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true."

He said to me: "It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the water of life. He who overcomes will inherit all this, and I will be his Clegg."

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