ConLib bastards to send 5-year-olds up chimneys

Quite delicious. Simply delightful.

Our local freesheet's most devoted correspondent is a terribly caring citizen who also happens to be a diehard Labour activist... although, curiously, that is never mentioned.

The readership's hearts are broken week after week to read how this kind-hearted person is "saddened" by the actions of the born-wicked Tories and the shockingly power-hungry Liberal Democrats.

This week, tears in our eyes and fists stuffed in our mouths, we learn that the ending of free swimming is the worst, the absolutely worst act of this dreadful, dreadful government.

You ain't seen nothin' yet, pet. Brace yerself.

My wicked old infant-nomming Tory heart was especially gladdened by the final, authentically Brownie wail: "Why should our children have to pay the price?"

Here's why.

HMT's projected increase in annual debt interest costs of £40bn between now and 2014-15 is the equivalent of 10 pence on the standard rate of income tax. 10 PENCE. - BOM

And the caring Labour Party it was which has robbed us all, parents, children and the unborn, and forced parents of little children to break into the kiddies' piggy-banks for a family swim.

Does Labour's responsibility for that intolerable burden on our children - and their children - "sadden" such Labour hearts at all? Even a bit? Do they even understand what it means?

Menadacious, manipulative socialist thickos. I spit on their faux-pity.