Oh, all right, then.

I make no secret of suffering acute arse-pain whenever Theresa May appears on the box. She's a lousy rotten debater with an irritating manner, a world-class record in on-camera own goals and a total inability to shoot down the enemy. Every time she's on QT she loses votes and deprives me of the will to live.

Fair play to the ghastly woman, though. She's making a decent fist of the Home Office.

Just keep her off the debating programmes, Dave.