17 August 2010

Yvette Cooper's Diary

Bloody Daily Mail.

Danny Alexander’s walking in the Cairngorms. He gets a special rate at the hostels because until recently he used to be the press officer for the Cairngorms. Now he’s Chief Secretary to the Treasury. How cool is that!

Cool? Putting a sodding park-keeper in charge of state spending? Cool? It's a national fucking disaster.

I dunno. When the electorate fired me from the Ministry of Control it proved that they really had lost the plot. Maybe Gordon's insanity is catching.* Anyway, this bloody country is ConDemmed without a Labour government to control the commanding heights. Of the economy, not the Highlands.

Fucking Cairngorms. I ask you.

* To be honest, I've been a bit worried about Ed for a while, now.

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