Dear Santa

I am sorry that I have not been a good boy all year but please let me off because I promise to behave myself in the New Year. Please may I have a bottle of Growing Up Elixir in my Christmas stocking? And Nick says please make it big enough to let every LibDem MP have a big swig. Thank you very much. Your mince pie is on the dresser. I am sorry there is no sherry but Nick does not allow me near the booze. He says I cause enough trouble sober and he can't imagine what I would do if I got pissed.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Love,

Vince