Prodicus: "Knock, knock."

26 December 2010

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Jesus."

"Jesus who?"

"Jesus Christ."

"Oh, for Chr... Can't you see I'm busy writing my Christmas sermon? I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury, you know."

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James HighamFriday, 31 December 2010 12:10:00 GMT
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