12 December 2010

That'll teach me

Sunday lie-in... half awake... reach out... on button... try Radio 4... it's been months... surely they can't still...

Student vox pop 1: 'I wanted to go but all that violence... they're right, though. I've never been political but maybe I should...

Student vox pop 2: 'It's primitive behaviour, but they want to be heard. They won't stop now.'

Non-student vox pop 1: (house painter with Polish (?) accent', laughing): 'Painted the royal family? That's good. If someone needs painting, paint 'em.'

Non-student vox pop 2 (painter's carpenter mate with 'urban culture' accent): 'I know where they coming from, like. I got three kids meself... educating them... expensive... well like yeah.'

Studio: 'So, money men making immoral deals that no-one else in the room is smart enough to understand, or the iPod generation finally woke up and took the earplugs out? Here in the studio to discuss recent developments are Emily Benn...'

OFF! SWITCH IT OFF! OH MY HEAD! MY HEART! SWITCH THE FUCKING BASTARD FUCKERS OFF!!!

'... and James Delingpole.'

Oh fuck. How I hate sodding Radio 4.


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