EYES ONLY M TUCKER FOAD

So, Malc, 'Powell Brothers II', then. Hardly 'Godfather II', mate, but WTF.

I'm informed that your Tory-ish brother has been spotted having a fag, so to speak, at the back door of your old shop. Word is he's been brought in to bang a couple of fucking GIGANTIC heads together, one bald & insane due to I.V. goji berry juice, the other 4-eyed & wot me Guv I was upstairs collecting the fares at the time, honest. As in http://goo.gl/S9zMC

If true, can't wait for Bro's memoirs. They'll outsell yours, obviously. Flashman, Mannion & Team Popeye have got to make better copy than Nicola and fucking Glenn FFS.

Any idea when?

Up your sideways as always.