It was all Balls then, and it still is.

Put a sock in it, Balls. You cocked up, royally, and watching a street-fighter like you playing the dignified guru now is risible.

You have been kicked out and you are not going to be allowed back in. As far as political power and your reputation are concerned, you are pissing in the wind. Fucked. Find yourself a nice little job in an American University. Whatever, I couldn't care less. Just have the decency to take your horrible mug off my TV screen.

But you you won't, will you? You never give up, you vain, dangerous bastard. You're cleverer than all of us, right? And of course being Labour you are entitled to rule and you mean to get the top job, somehow, some time.

Dream on. We are not the memory-deficient thickos that you and your vain, Righteous friends believe us to be.

We remember everything that you said in government, Balls, and everything that you did, and everything that you trained Gordon Brown to say and do.

Brown was just an ambitious historian, an arrested-development inadequate, dreaming his pompous, deluded Labour dreams, and then he met you, the brilliant economist, the biggest brain in Westminster. A genius, with all the economic jargon he needed to make him look good, which fitted his dirigiste, Marxoid, statist dogmas perfectly, and together you got to work. And what a job you did.

From ConHome: "Ed Balls and Co spent like drunken sailors before the recession struck"

• We were borrowing in good times and in fact had had a structural deficit (i.e., not related to prevailing economic conditions) for the seven years before the recession even began.
• Labour entered the financial crisis with a larger structural deficit than France, Germany, USA, Japan, Italy and Canada.
• The vast majority of the deficit - £123bn of the £156bn borrowed in 2009/10 - was structural.
• By the time you, Brown and Miliband left office, Britain had the largest deficit in the developed world. National debt doubled during the Labour years.

And then there are the eye-watering hundreds of billions of debt which you and Brown tried to hide from us in your little black PFI book.

Do you seriously think our memories are so short? Do you seriously believe we have forgotten all that - already? How can you imagine we will believe you (any more than we believe Brown) when you say that our plight is due to the financial sector crash which, of course, your socialist economic policies caused? I repeat, Balls: we are not fucking stupid.

We will blame you for the next thirty or forty years, even more than Brown, as we struggle to pay off your drunken sailor debts, living with a reduced quality of life because of you. You bastard. Oh, Brown's name was on all the IOUs and he was guilty as Hell but it was you who crafted the slash and burn equipment with which he laid about him.

You and your mates in the Labour hierarchy have all but ruined this country, with your economic insanity, your disgusting briefings and conspiracies, your lying, your warmongering and your traitorous, nation-destroying population replacement, FFS, and all to meet your twisted, anti-human, internationalist-Socialist ends.

And you did your damnedest to maintain yourselves in power by ensuring that our schools turned out cohorts of uneducated, entitlement-minded, Left-thinking, Newspeak-mouthing, politically supine, state-dependent, unemployable Labour ballot-box fodder and it's to them that you're preaching now. The joke's on you, mate. Even they know you're lying, and why.

Forget it. You lost, and we the people won. You don't get another go.

But do go on. We're all ears. Well, actually, no. We're not.

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UPDATE: The first picture above is crying out for a caption. Thinking... "Enjoy your moment, son. I can wait."