Still stoned and going 'Woo-oo', the undead of 1968 rattling their chains

Yes, the zombie Hard Left, the union rabble-rousers and (some of) the Labour Party nobility down from its North London village, are getting together with the rentamouth/rentahack fraternity to 'mobilise' and 'organise' (ah, nostalgia... good Marxist words back in vogue) a new generation of romantic, angry, logic-free, economically illiterate, useful-idiot cannon-fodder.

Marxoid agitprop-apparatchiks Community organisers are talking up a storm, rehearsing the old legends of the brethren (and let's not forget the sisterhood) smashing up Paris for a bit until de Gaulle put a stop to their destructions, and poking daffs up the business ends of rifles for the benefit of Jane Fonda's boyfriend's camera. Oh, and marching, of course. Ah, bliss was it...

Just look at this lot. And these. And these. Well, now. All those leftie nutjobs under one roof. Hm... no, mustn't.

The comrades are organising, people, led by Sunny Hundal and Auntie Polly. No, stop it. Please. Be serious. They are. They mean to cause trouble. They mean to bring down the government, if possible. And they're going to wreak havoc in the attempt because they do not intend to go down in history as yet another bunch of risible failures, oh no. This time, no Thatcher victory over them, brother. No sirree.

And all because Dave wants to spend as much of other people's hard-earned as Brown did in 2008. Not a penny less.

Oh, yes. Make no mistake. The utter, utter bastard* Cameron and the other bastard Osborne want to cut the rate of increase of state debt by a whole 3.5 per cent over the next four years.

Wait, there's more.

Two per cent of a total of seven million people who are currently paid by the taxpayer (300,000 of them) will have to move off the state payroll and into one of the one and half million jobs which the private sector will create over that time! Imagine that. Just imagine it. Oh, the horror.

The unspeakable, soulless brutality of those swivel-eyed, right-wing, fascist, baby-eating, mad axe-wielding, ConDem toff bastards must be opposed. Sunny Hundal and Will Straw say so. So does Maguire. And Lenny McCluskey. And all the usual suspects. (Ed Miliband, you say? Nope, no idea.)

Anyway, look out, Dave - Sunny's coming for ya. Tremble, Prime Minister, tremble.

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*Tories, you see, so bastards, obviously. And how dare the fucking Tories be in government? What the fuck gives them the right... oh, yeah... No, wait - I know! 'Vote Yes to AV'! Hahaha, that'll teach them. I voted for Ed Miliband you know. And my other T-shirt's got Che Guevara on it. Iconic, man, iconic.