I received a spam this morning from some kind foreign gentlemen offering to enhance my... prospects. Hadn't heard from them for ages. I wonder why they stopped writing to me? Maybe word got out.
I respond to them all. Now my knob is three feet long and covered in fake Rolexes. The Viagra was, on reflection, a mistake. I couldn't leave the house for a week.
I also have fifteen Russian wives which fit one inside the other, a marvellous space-saving innovation. Although I lost three watches in the big one.
I hear regularly from famous people with throat cancer who want to give me money. It's very nice of them but I couldn't possibly take money from someone with a disease. A cheque, maybe, but not cash.
Ah, Email, it's a constant source of entertainment. Who needs TV?
I respond to them all. Now my knob is three feet long and covered in fake Rolexes. The Viagra was, on reflection, a mistake. I couldn't leave the house for a week.
ReplyDeleteI also have fifteen Russian wives which fit one inside the other, a marvellous space-saving innovation. Although I lost three watches in the big one.
I hear regularly from famous people with throat cancer who want to give me money. It's very nice of them but I couldn't possibly take money from someone with a disease. A cheque, maybe, but not cash.
Ah, Email, it's a constant source of entertainment. Who needs TV?