QTWAI...?

Family affairs are keeping me away from the keyboard but, while I have a moment, some things... so many questions, so little time... are puzzling me.

Home affairs:

• Is Lansley being trussed for sacrifice in a diversionary circus in which balancing acts get star billing?  
• Is Cameron a coward or is D'Ancona on the money?
• Is Osborne (acute horizon scanner permanently on) our de facto 'Domestic PM' as was Brown (visually impaired in every conceivable sense) to Blair? 

Foreign affairs:

• Did Netanyahu outclass and humiliate POTUS on live US TV with his brief history lesson and his  demonstration of actual (as opposed to pretend) politics? 
• Did Netanyahu show the USA electors and the world that Obama is a dangerously ignorant, ill-informed chancer who is in over his head in both policy and, while we're at it, protocol, and therefore not to be allowed near lethal fireworks?
• This POTUS thinks The West Wing was a documentary - true or false?
• Has Barack Obama any words of his own which are suitable for an international audience (as opposed to a Chicago neighbourhood meeting or party rally) or is he entirely mute without a script written for him by political professionals?   

Perhaps the title of this post is less than wholly appropriate for the foreign affairs section of the above. Oh, dear. How sad. Never mind. Can't stop. Toodle-pip. Back soon.