Secret of eternal life announced by Daily Mail

Women who sit for more than six hours daily are around 40 per cent more likely to die than those sitting for less than three hours a day, a study said.

So... lemme see... women who sit for less than three hours a day are more likely to, erm, live for ever?

Hat tip to Leg-Iron (by comparison with whose commenters all known professional comics pale to nothingness)  for this link.