Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the biggest hypocrite of all?

I nicked this from Guido.  The IOU's in the post, mate.

But because the Mirror is on the Left, we hear not a fucking word from the get-Murdoch mob about their own rag's level of offence being EIGHT TIMES that of News Corp. Worse than the Mail and Murdoch put together. 

I'm going to type that again.

• THE LEFTWING MIRROR GROUP HAS COMMITTED EIGHT TIMES MORE OFFENCES THAN THE MURDOCH PRESS. 

• THE MIRROR IS A WORSE OFFENDER THAN THE NOTW, THE MAIL AND THE SUN PUT TOGETHER 

The tribunes of the people, in Parliament and the fourth estate, honourable men and women every one of them riddled with fucking integrity, are outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you, about criminal activity perped by the rightwing Murdoch press. And now we wait for them to turn their fire on the worst criminals of all.

Hello? Can you hear me, Lord Prescott, Mr Bryant, Mr Brown, Mr Vaz? Once more because I think you may have missed it..

• THE LEFTWING MIRROR GROUP HAS COMMITTED EIGHT TIMES MORE OFFENCES THAN THE RIGHTWING MURDOCH PRESS

• AND MORE THAN THE DAILY MAIL AND THE WHOLE OF NEWS CORP PUT TOGETHER.

No doubt, even as I type, our elected representatives are commanding the proprietors of Trinity Mirror to appear before their Committees and bollocking Inspector Knacker for not prosecuting with the utmost vigour Trinity Mirror's outrageous level of criminal activity about which full information has been IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN for years.

At the BBC, Peston, Wark et al are ordering camp beds and intravenous (fair trade) coffee equipment and sharpening their Mac-ing digits for (at least) a week's wall-to-wall coverage of the Mirror's crimes, their OB crews even now being despatched to the Mirror's offices and the directors' homes. 

We'll see a 240pt headline on the front page of the shocked and heartbroken Guardian on Monday:

MIRROR EVEN WORSE THAN MURDOCH.  

The stalwarts of the stand-up comedy industry, jaded from their tedious, same-old-same-old lefty anti-Murdoch and anti-Mail wanking, are suddenly reinvigorated. They are scribbling furiously, between waves of multiple orgasms (yes, the blokes, too) to produce mountains of... oh, please, that's disgusting... refreshing anti-Mirror material. Hey, look!

MIRROR WORSE THAN NOTW, SUN AND MAIL TOGETHER. 

Loadsa larfs there, eh, fellahs? Couple of years of earnings, at least. Trebles all round!

This should be fun. Restore a bit of balance.