Prodicus: Let's get some rules straight around here

23 August 2011

Let's get some rules straight around here

First Rule of Left Club: Acquire total control of language.

Second Rule of Left Club: Assert that there are no rules of language. Note: Promulgate this Rule using Approved (preferably amusing) Persons (example) who, overtly or covertly, support the objectives of Left Club.

Third Rule of Left Club: Anathematize all who deny the legitimate authority of Left Club and/or its agents to control language.

Fourth Rule of Left Club: Restrict the teaching of the young and control of public information to Approved Persons (see above).

Fifth Rule of Left Club: Deny the existence of Left Club by any necessary means, from ridicule to violence.

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Michael FowkeTuesday, 23 August 2011 14:11:00 BST
Sounds about right.
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