Toff A v. Toff B

I thought Woodward must be a Tory sleeper when I read this so I tweeted thusly, chortling the while :

Which is of course entirely true.

But then I read this:

Woodward adds that the "market" elements of the government’s health, education and universities reforms are at odds with the public’s expectations for public services, before concluding that the government does "not appear to be seeking long-term solutions to Britain's real challenges and problems and Cameron himself now appears to be a recognisably rightwing prime minister.”

Well, fancy that! Lovely bit of unadulterated Socialism there, see? The choice of 'market' solutions is inimical (natch, and never mind the crapology) to the long term solution of Britain's 'real challenges' making Cameron, ipso facto, 'a recognisably rightwing prime minister' (orly? In your dreams, Shaunie baby, but not on my planet), the which, being translated, means,

'Cameron is a typical baby-eating Tory bastard who worships the market on ideological grounds and has less than fuck-all interest in tackling Britain's real challenges so vote Labour because caring Labour toffs like me will give the public sector unions more of your money with which to degrade the services you think you are paying for than Tory toffs will'.

So, not a Tory sleeper, then.







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