Well, frack me

Where do Britain's ecowankers go for their holidays? Not abroad, obviously. Their carbon arseprints don't allow for that. Hotels are out, being profiteering carbon-guzzlers. Renting a cottage would make them feel too Tory. So, camping, then?

Camp Frack has already amassed interest from the media, including The Guardian and the Blackpool Gazette.

'Amassed' interest. Love it.

Mind you, they're not wrong about everything. Only about almost everything. I mean, Lancashire's lovely in the late summer, when the kids have gone back to school. Providing it doesn't piss with rain, of course, which it mostly does. Or the wind change to the northeast. We can only hope.