The Politics of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition and how they is done - Part 2

1. You spend years fucking everything up and telling voters that they're stupid or wicked or both. 
2. You call an election.
3. You're thrown out because after years of fucking everything up everybody can see that you're stupid or wicked or both.
4. You spend five years explaining that you would make a super government.
5. Every time you say this, everybody jeers and puts their fingers in their ears.
6. The other lot run the country.

Moral? Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear from you. The great thing about the gaps between elections is that we get a nice long rest from listening to the horrible bastards we threw out. Actually, we'd like to string you up but there are laws about that. Be grateful, and be quiet. You had your turn and now someone else has got the Talking Stick.

No, Ed, you can't have it back.

Nobody loves you. Not even the Guardian. No, they don't. They just hate the Tories. It's not the same thing. 

Take a break, Ed, Get your strength up so that you're ready when Yvette parks her tanks on your lawn in about, oh, nine months from now.