Wednesday: We are speaking with Cameron.
“YOU MUST OBEY,” we say. “OUR WRATH IS TO BE FEARED.”
It is not impossible that we are in a slightly bad mood. One of us fears our hot wife fancies us less since we became 50 per cent middle-aged German lady, and may shack up with a passing rock star.
“No can do,” says Cameron. “Sorry.”So, let me get this right... half of the Merkozy thinks Dave is a rock star? What? Oh. OK. As you were.
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