'Ryanair is the world's favourite airline. British Airways now isn't even the UK's favourite airline.'
'There is a ban on low-cost flights for EU Commission employees which you think is fine because the taxpayer is picking up the bill.'
'Our 3-point customer service: a cheap flight, an on-time flight, and we won't lose your baggage. Oh - and no fuel surcharges - EVER. We WON'T give you free drinks or frequent flyer points to get your fat backside on our seats again at your employer's expense.'
He's good isn't he?
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